Reasons I Should Quit the Internet

footagenotfound:

• When I read something funny, instead of enjoying it, I get genuinely angry that I’m not that funny.
• Each day I discover that people have invented all new ways to be racist.
• I’m worried I’ll accidentally stumble across a “Men with Kids” fan blog.
• I’m getting too attached to other people’s cats.
• I spent 30 minutes reading through Gawker posts of escalating ridiculousness and now I think I forgot how to feed myself.
• I’ve heard the phrase “legitimate rape.”
• Gangnam Style parodies.
• I’m very worried about Amanda Bynes and it is beginning to affect my well being.
• I haven’t watched “How I Met Your Mother” in 3 years, but I’m really worried the internet is going to spoil the ending for me. *Fingers crossed the kids are adopted and there is no mother!*
• No matter how hard I try to avoid it, I know I’m eventually going to watch the Octomom porn. It’s just going to happen.

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8. phyllium said: what ever are we going to do about amanda though
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10. bujnik said: All of those things are relevant to my life.
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15. awkwardblueeyes said: I was going to post a link to a Guys With Kids fan blog, but such a thing does not exist. Instead I will leave you with the knowledge that this show was pitched as “DILFs.”
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17. jjflow said: Mainly 1 and 4 for me. Combined. I get mad when other people’s cats aren’t mine.
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27. alex-lately said: Yep. Yep. All of these. Yep.
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    I agree with most of the points here. Especially the gangam style one

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44. cokedupjesus said: You are funny. You are funnier than me. And just as funny as other internet folks. Also the octomom porn…it changes a man.
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