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11th Jul 2012 | 28 notes

Updates, part 1

yourkickstartersucks:

I figured I should go back through the archive and check whether the Kickstarters that were still going when I posted them got funded or not.

Naruto Live Action Shorts did NOT get funded

SpongeBall Z: The Animated Series was CANCELED

NYC Mech Squad Comic Book did NOT get funded and ended up with $5. Too bad

Wrap it in Bacon Video did NOT get funded

RGB Dating Sim did NOT get funded

Zombie Hunter’s Guide to Physical Fitness did NOT get funded

Unemployment Quest DID get funded with 10x the goal. Damn

Traveling Pony Museum Project DID get funded. Christ

Ron Paul: Road to REVOLution DID get funded, but why

Epic Mario did NOT get funded but it did get 7k which is pretty impressive for something that stupid

Bacon, the comic book did NOT get funded

Chrome Online (A new Cyber-Punk style MMO) did NOT get funded

Caustic’s Epic Album of Awesomeness DID get funded

The ‘E’ Tyranny did NOT get funded

The Internet - A Blog Cats WTF Universe DID get funded because people are idiots

“HOLY MOLEY” did NOT get funded, as it raised $0.00 out of 25k. Ouch

Darling Waste Trailer Bailout! DID get funded

Brony Documentary [Working Title] DID get funded, because people really like brony documentaries

When Jenn Met Harry did NOT get funded and ended up with one dollar

A Million Ways to a Happier World did NOT get funded

Harmless did NOT get funded. That was the Christian anti-porn horror movie and I really wanted to see it, so that sucks

My Little Brony did NOT get funded, possibly because there were at least 3 active projects identical to it at the time

Kenny G: The Epic Movie Adventure did NOT get funded but it got $13,000 which is pretty good for a documentary about Kenny G

Pebble: E-Paper Watch for iPhone and Android DID get funded and got 10 million dollars. Ughhhh

The Every Day Carry Sling Belt was CANCELED despite getting 1.3x its goal. The updates tab doesn’t have a reason so I guess we’ll never know

Sliver Font did NOT get funded and ended with the same amount of money($20) it had 24 days earlier when I took the screenshot

Love Me did NOTget funded. I wonder why

Steampunk: Steampowered Arm DID get funded somehow and now the guy has to make two fully functional prosthetic arms with a budget of $250 each and no experience with medical technology

Multi-Platform Video Game Release was CANCELLED and we still don’t know anything about it other than that it’s a video game

JumpStart 3 Pop Music With Bible Lyrics was CANCELLED

My not-for-children children’s book did NOT get funded

Raw art for the RAW world did NOT get funded and ended up with $1

STUDS Collectible Trading Cards DID get funded somehow

The Village Idiots present: Chamber of Stupidity DID get funded

I need help printing my play mats, the stupidest one I’ve ever seen, did NOT get funded

Beer Guzzler DID get funded, but the goal was only $50

CRAZYFAITH Inspirational Brand Tees did NOT get funded

iSpiral did NOT get funded

FIGHT CHURCH DID get funded

Kingdom of Epicland did NOT get funded

Forsaken DID get funded

Anthology of Poetry and Songs for Christians did NOT get funded and zero people pledged to it

Red Dragon Productions: An Episodic Adventure did NOT get funded

BronyCon: The Documentary DID get funded and got 5x the goal. Shit!!

Christian Sports Clothing Line did NOT get funded

“My Rock Cries Out” first full length album by Forsaken Hero did NOT get funded

Classy-Cliché College Poster did NOT get funded

“Zombie Fairytale Theater” did NOT get funded

Mr. Poopie did NOT get funded, even though I donated to it

OnYun Search Engine did NOTget funded

You Just Got Gonged! DID get funded

The Chrystal Clear Guide To Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse did NOT get funded as it raised $0

That’s where the backlog starts to have entries that are still going, so I’ll do the rest later. It looks like the majority of the Kickstarters on here were failures with an overall 27% success rate(more like 5% counting the ones that had already failed when they were posted). Cool

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    I notice Multi-Platform Video Game Release was cancelled at $13.37 which makes me think it might have been a joke....
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    were super-rich,...would monitor this Tumblr...personally...
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