occono

5th May 2013 | 12 notes

donrickles:

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I guess what I’m trying to say is, you’re all assholes who make poor life choices.

4th May 2013 | 147 notes
human-activities:

Sarah Kane, Phaedra’s Love

human-activities:

Sarah Kane, Phaedra’s Love

4th May 2013 | 20,330 notes
3rd May 2013

i refuse to believe it is anyones problem but her own if she has mental issues right now.
I’m just saying it’s horrible because she actually is reacting to the reactions on there. People could be trying harder to get through to her to stop. It’s that South Park episode where people photograph Britney Spears to death, but with the peoples commentary.
But, of course, there’s nothing people can really do, I’m just procrastinating by looking at Twitter and whatever and just being annoyed by it and momentarily sighing about it. 

3rd May 2013 | 6 notes

You know, Amanda Bynes is clearly actually reading the replies she gets on twitter

yourboss:

occono:

People could all collectively tell her to get it together, suggest she get help. There are people who do this but no-one really seems to believe it’ll work. Do they think it’s not their place to? That they should just distantly remark on this downward spiral when they clearly recognize they could at least collectively send a message?

Why does Twitter just seem incredibly horrible to me 

That’s not  an inherent problem with the platform, it’s an issue with the way that community around it has developed.

Ah I’m not really angry at the platform, just saying it’s really sort of horrible seeing one of these sort of human downward spirals play out, where you can actually see the person seeing what people en masse are saying, and no-one really more then half-heartedly saying she should get help.

I need to get off the Internet

3rd May 2013 | 6 notes

You know, Amanda Bynes is clearly actually reading the replies she gets on twitter

People could all collectively tell her to get it together, suggest she get help. There are people who do this but no-one really seems to believe it’ll work. Do they think it’s not their place to? That they should just distantly remark on this downward spiral when they clearly recognize they could at least collectively send a message?

Why does Twitter just seem incredibly horrible to me 

3rd May 2013 | 7 notes
Ah yes this sounds interesting. 

Ah yes this sounds interesting. 

(Source: vamosvideo)

3rd May 2013 | 8 notes

C-SPAN's 'Road to the White House 2016' starts tomorrow - POLITICO.com

waitingonoblivion:

bleh

Haha America

2nd May 2013 | 66,338 notes
jesslane:

kellyqehudson:

sarahrainone:

chrisreblogs:

theangeladee:

halphillips:

eroto-thanatos:

spacemarineloincloth:

oftheforest:

anagrammaton:

cunninglanguage:

tittybasket:

anagrammaton:

mermaid-vision:


“Then they would go out to eat.” I’m hoping this is either actually food or an allusion to head.

“There were two more entries.”

‘A manticore is a horrid monster having a man’s face, the body of a lion, leathery bat wings, and a tail ridged with spikes’
uh?????

“His fingers dug hard into her arm, expecting an answer.” GoT was not a good choice of book to determine anything about my sex life. Especially not when pg35 is full of Targaryens.

“A thin whisper of sound passed the broken mouth, forced out on a last puff of breath.” …………..well.

… … … … you wanna swap books? i wanna read what you’re reading.
WAIT THAT’S SOMEONE DYING I THOUGHT IT WAS SEX

Kind of maybe cheating since mine was a graphic novel (Perselpolis by Marjane Satrapi which YOU SHOULD REALLY READ):
‘Can you help me lace my shoes?’
Legit.

Perselpolis is fantastic btw
“At times she would come with me after work to a British-style pub called Dawson’s where ad men, travel agents and bankers hung out, and often she picked up a little Male something for herself, too.”

“Claiming that I had been slandered, I asked for an apology and a retraction of the false stories which all the press of Germany had copied, but I was simply laughed at for my trouble.”
Um …

“Then he goes back to sleep.” Sounds hot.

“The results strongly confirm the conclusions I have reached, by other means, about the etiology of depression.” So… this is bad, right?

“It is rumored among the brave and foolish who speculate on such matters that she may be as old as fifty.” …. Posted without comment.

“The weight should be born equally in the front and back leg.”

“NO!” :((((((((

Hey guys, what the fuck is a book?

There is a double fantasy at work in such letters.

jesslane:

kellyqehudson:

sarahrainone:

chrisreblogs:

theangeladee:

halphillips:

eroto-thanatos:

spacemarineloincloth:

oftheforest:

anagrammaton:

cunninglanguage:

tittybasket:

anagrammaton:

mermaid-vision:

“Then they would go out to eat.” I’m hoping this is either actually food or an allusion to head.

“There were two more entries.”

‘A manticore is a horrid monster having a man’s face, the body of a lion, leathery bat wings, and a tail ridged with spikes’

uh?????

“His fingers dug hard into her arm, expecting an answer.” GoT was not a good choice of book to determine anything about my sex life. Especially not when pg35 is full of Targaryens.

“A thin whisper of sound passed the broken mouth, forced out on a last puff of breath.” …………..well.

… … … … you wanna swap books? i wanna read what you’re reading.

WAIT THAT’S SOMEONE DYING I THOUGHT IT WAS SEX

Kind of maybe cheating since mine was a graphic novel (Perselpolis by Marjane Satrapi which YOU SHOULD REALLY READ):

‘Can you help me lace my shoes?’

Legit.

Perselpolis is fantastic btw

“At times she would come with me after work to a British-style pub called Dawson’s where ad men, travel agents and bankers hung out, and often she picked up a little Male something for herself, too.”

“Claiming that I had been slandered, I asked for an apology and a retraction of the false stories which all the press of Germany had copied, but I was simply laughed at for my trouble.”

Um …

“Then he goes back to sleep.” Sounds hot.

“The results strongly confirm the conclusions I have reached, by other means, about the etiology of depression.” So… this is bad, right?

“It is rumored among the brave and foolish who speculate on such matters that she may be as old as fifty.” …. Posted without comment.

“The weight should be born equally in the front and back leg.”

“NO!” :((((((((

Hey guys, what the fuck is a book?

There is a double fantasy at work in such letters.

2nd May 2013 | 1,068 notes
eyeonspringfield:

“The box! The box!”

eyeonspringfield:

“The box! The box!”

1st May 2013 | 182 notes
1st May 2013 | 93 notes

theonion:

[NSFW]

SLIDESHOW: Ten Giant Cocks

No Alan Alda

1st May 2013 | 222 notes

paulscheer:

This is a GREAT thing to see - CLASSIC UCB PHOTOS

shrillmurray:

behold, the greatest set of images you will ever experience

1st May 2013 | 276 notes

nprfreshair:

Criminologist Adrian Raine on what the fact that he has a brain scan similar to that of serial killer Randy Kraft (above) says to him:

It makes you wonder, you know, what put me on one side of the bars in those four years in top security prison when I was interviewing someone when maybe with a different life course and other factors in my life it could have flipped just the other way around? I’ve got a low resting heart rate. I’m a bit of a stimulation seeker and, yes, I’ve got a brain scan like a serial killer. I had poor nutrition as a kid. … What stopped me [from] becoming a killer, for example, or becoming a violent offender? I was anti-social from the age of 9 to 11. I was in a gang, smoking cigarettes, setting fire to mail, letting car tires down. …

But I’ve been intrigued: why didn’t I stay on that pathway? And it’s an area that we need to do so much more on: protective factors. What protects some people who have some of the risk factors from actually becoming an offender? I think in my life, for example, I had parents who sort of loved me. I always felt loved. There was always a roof over my head. There was always a secure environment. And I got on with my brothers and sisters. You know, and maybe that’s the critical ingredient: some love.”

image via crimesandkillers

1st May 2013 | 5 notes

blues101:

For some reason this video popped into my head today. I’m glad it did.