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—Gloomy Sunday
NERDIST PODCAST: BOB ODENKIRK
The hilariously talented Bob Odenkirk tells the story of his mom seeing his stand up for the first time, and talks about working on Breaking Bad when he didn’t know what was happening on the show.
Check Out “Oh, Shit!”
Mike McCafferty and my show “Oh, Shit!” got voted back at Channel 101 this month.
19 Things That School Children Are Being Arrested For In America
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19 Things That School Children Are Being Arrested For In America
#1 At one public school down in Texas, a 12-year-old girl named Sarah Bustamantes was recently arrested for spraying herself with perfume.
#2 A 13-year-old student at a school in Albuquerque, New Mexico was recently arrested by police for burping in class.
#3 Another student down in Albuquerque was forced to strip down to his underwear while five adults watched because he had $200 in his pocket. The student was never formally charged with doing anything wrong.
#4 A security guard at one school in California broke the arm of a 16-year-old girl because she left some crumbs on the floor after cleaning up some cake that she had spilled.
#5 One teenage couple down in Houston poured milk on each other during a squabble while they were breaking up. Instead of being sent to see the principal,they were arrested and sent to court.
#6 In early 2010, a 12-year-old girl at a school in Forest Hills, New York was arrested by police and marched out of her school in handcuffs just because she doodled on her desk. “I love my friends Abby and Faith” was what she reportedly scribbled on her desk.
#7 A 6-year-old girl down in Florida was handcuffed and sent to a mental facility after throwing temper tantrums at her elementary school.
#8 One student down in Texas was reportedly arrested by police for throwing paper airplanes in class.
#9 A 17-year-old honor student in North Carolina named Ashley Smithwick accidentally took her father’s lunch with her to school. It contained a small paring knife which he would use to slice up apples. So what happened to this standout student when the school discovered this? The school suspended her for the rest of the year and the police charged her with a misdemeanor.
#10 In Allentown, Pennsylvania a 14-year-old girl was tasered in the groin area by a school security officer even though she had put up her hands in the air to surrender.
#11 Down in Florida, an 11-year-old student was arrested, thrown in jail and charged with a third-degree felony for bringing a plastic butter knife to school.
#12 Back in 2009, an 8-year-old boy in Massachusetts was sent home from school and was forced to undergo a psychological evaluation because he drew a picture of Jesus on the cross.
#13 A police officer in San Mateo, California blasted a 7-year-old special education student in the face with pepper spray because he would not quit climbing on the furniture.
#14 In America today, even 5-year-old children are treated brutally by police. The following is from a recent article that described what happened to one very young student in Stockton, California a while back….
“Earlier this year, a Stockton student was handcuffed with zip ties on his hands and feet, forced to go to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation and was charged with battery on a police officer. That student was 5 years old.”
#15 At one school in Connecticut, a 17-year-old boy was thrown to the floor andtasered five times because he was yelling at a cafeteria worker.
#16 A teenager in suburban Dallas was forced to take on a part-time job after being ticketed for using foul language in one high school classroom. The original ticket was for $340, but additional fees have raised the total bill to $637.
#17 A few months ago, police were called out when a little girl kissed a little boy during a physical education class at an elementary school down in Florida.
#18 A 6-year-old boy was recently charged with sexual battery for some “inappropriate touching” during a game of tag at one elementary school in the San Francisco area.
#19 In Massachusetts, police were recently sent out to collect an overdue library book from a 5-year-old girl.
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if you can’t take being corrected, don’t post such stupid stuff… just saying.
Also, wouldn’t this mean that everyone north and south of the tropical zone should be freezing to death, being, you know, further from the sun than the area between tropics of cancer and capricorn.
I mean, sure, I do feel like I’m freezing to death right now.
How do people make so many friends who threaten them to never tell them they’re wrong
Is that normal when you have friends
Remember that scene in Watchmen #9 where an ornate crystal palace shattered because it was hit with a bottle of a perfume called “Nostalgia?”
I think that might’ve been a metaphor.
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I just like this GIF
In honor of the first and only majorly Astrid episode that airs this Friday, February 3rd, here is a little sneak peek at what to expect…
So I’ve been reading Under the Dome since I finished The Stand
Nearly a quarter of the way through it (I thought it wasn’t much shorter then The Stand, but I remember that taking way longer) and I’m getting put off reading it due to the really really stupid, violent, powermad religious conservative characters, because either:
1. They’re really exaggerated for dramatic effect
2. They’re completely realistic and believable in the narrator’s describing of their mindset
and either way I don’t really want to keep reading a Book they’re in a lot. In The Stand characters like that died because of the Flu really quickly. (Or stupidity, or Flagg.) Any other bad guys smartened up real quick.
Magic is back
It’s Michael Tea Higgins!
I had to reblog this. This is too much. I want this.
Game Of Thrones Season 2: “Shadow” Teaser
Season 2 premieres on HBO April 1st this year.
SAG arrivals! 2
WE WILL TAKE THIS CANDID SHOT 100 FUCKING TIMES IF WE HAVE TO, JUST MAKE IT SULTRY AND NATURAL AND SEXY AND FLATTERING AND COMPLETELY UNFORCED. MAKE SURE YOU GET MY LEG. ARE YOU LOOKING? URGH DO IT RIGHT. TAKE IT AGAIN.
DID YOU GET THE LEG? YOU BETTER HAVE GOTTEN THE LEG. I KNOW RYAN MURPHY AND I CAN HAVE HIM CREATE A CHARACTER BASED ON YOU TO BE IGNORED AND USED AS A CHEAP PUN FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON. TAKE IT AGAIN.
Julianna Margulies, bravely making it to the ceremony hours after being trapped in a giant tube sponge after a horrific scuba accident.
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